こっちの世界ゾ〜ン・第八十弐夜「え〜ん誰か訳して〜!」
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ペンパルからきた、あっちの世界のお話らしいのだけど...... わかんな〜い♪ >>>>>This year's runner-up: An insurance company asked for more information regarding a work-related accident claim. This was the response. >>>>>"I put 'poor planning' as the cause of my accident. I am an amateur radio operator, and was working on the top section of my new 80 foot tower. When I had completed my work, I discovered that I had brought up about 300 p ounds of tools and spare hardware. Rather than carry the materials down by h and, I decided to lower the items using a pulley. Securing the rope at groun d level, I went to the top of the tower and loaded the tools into a small ba rrel. Then I went back to the ground and untied the rope, holding it tightly to ensure a slow descent of the 300 pounds of tools. You will note in block 11 of the accident report that I weigh 155 pounds. Due to my surprise of bei ng jerked off the ground so suddenly, I lost my presence of mind and forgot to let go of the rope. I proceeded at a rather rapid rate of speed up the si de of the tower. In the vicinity of the 40 foot level, I met the barrel comi ng down. This explains my fractured skull and broken collarbone. Slowed only slightly, I continued my rapid ascent, not stopping until the fingers of my right hand were two knuckles deep into the pulley. "I rega ined my presence of mind, and was able to hold onto the rope in spite of my pain. At the same time, however, the barrel of tools hit the ground and the bottom fell out of the barrel. Devoid of the weight of the tools, the barrel now weighed approximately 20 pounds. I refer you again to my weight in block number 11. As you might imagine, I began a rapid descent down the side of th e tower. In the vicinity of the 40 foot level, I met the barrel coming up. T his accounts for the two fractured ankles, and the lacerations on my legs an lower body. The encounter with the barrel slowed me enough to lessen my inju ries when I fell onto the pile of tools, so only three vertebrae were cracke d. I am sorry to report, however, that as I lay on the tools, in pain, unabl e to stand and watch the empty barrel 80 feet above me, I again lost my pres ence of mind, and let go of the rope . . ." −−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−− パート2 >>>>>Here's the winner: Larry Walters is among the relatively few who have actually turned their dreams into reality. His story is true, as hard as you may find it to believe . . >>>>>Larry was a truck driver, but his lifelong dream was to fly. When he graduated from high school, he joined the Air Force in hopes of becoming a p ilot. Unfortunately, poor eyesight disqualified him. So when he finally left the service, he had to satisfy himself with watching others fly the fighter jets that crisscrossed the skies over his backyard. As he sat there in his l awn chair, he dreamed about the magic of flying. Then one day, Larry had an idea. He went down to the local Army-Navy surplus store and bought forty-fiv e weather balloons, and several tanks of helium. These were not your brightl y colored party balloons, these were heavy-duty spheres measuring more than four feet across when fully inflated. Back in his yard, Larry used straps to attach the balloons to his lawn chair, the kind you might have in your back yard. He anchored the chair to the bumper of his jeep, and inflated the ball oons with helium. Then he packed a few sandwiches and drinks, and a loaded B B gun, figuring he could pop a few balloons when it was time to return to ea rth. His preparations complete, Larry sat in his chair and cut the anchoring cord. His plan was to lazily float into the sky, and eventually back to terr a firma. But things didn't quite work out that way. When Larry cut the cord, he didn't float lazily up; he shot up as if fired f rom a cannon! Nor did he go up a couple hundred feet. He climbed and climbed until he finally leveled off at eleven thousand feet! At that height, he cou ld hardly risk deflating any of the balloons, lest he unbalance the load and really experience flying. So he stayed up there, sailing around for fourteen hours, totally at a loss about how to get down. >>>>>Eventually, Larry drifted into the approach corridor for Los Angeles International Airport. A Pan Am pilot radioed the tower about passing a guy in a lawn chair at eleven thousand feet, with a gun in his lap . . . now the re's a conversation I would have given anything to have heard! LAX is right on the ocean, and you may know that at nightfall, the winds on the coast beg in to change. So, as dusk fell, Larry began drifting out to sea. At that poi nt, the Navy dispatched a helicopter to rescue him, but the rescue team had a hard time getting to him because the draft from their propeller kept pushi ng his home-made contraption farther and farther away. Eventually, they were able to hover above him and drop a rescue line, with which they gradually ha uled him back to safety. As soon as Larry hit the ground, he was arrested. B ut as he was led away in handcuffs, a television reported called out, "Sir, why'd you do it?" Larry stopped, eyed the man, then replied nonchalantly, "A man can't just sit around!" |
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